United Kingdom
Kensington Gardens, London
friendly reminder in Inverness
so true
Regent’s Park
Greenwich
Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Inverness
driving through the Cotswolds
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Watch out, kitties!!
climbing Arthur’s Seat
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
along Cotswold Way
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
restaurant in Covent Garden
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
France, Part Deux
dog parking at post office
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in Chartres
in catacombs
at the catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the Conciergerie, Paris
no old trees allowed
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
meeting point?
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
on a cocktail menu
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Palace of Knossos, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
port of Olympia
Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
not appetizing
love
No parking and…?
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
on a microwave…feet??
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
Hiroshima subway sign
in subway
bus stop
on crosswalk
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
subway etiquette
hot spring in front of restaurant
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
China
Travel agency?
things not allowed on the highway
A bar
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
In many places
Elevator doors
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
On moving walkways in airports
Xanadu…now we are here
Staff only
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
guy’s jacket
Mask in hotel rooms
Seen in various locations
To go into drum tower
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
at an airport
the kind the girls prefer
spicy WHAT?
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Suzhou escalator
Suzhou garden
Next to an ATM machine
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
flush?
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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