United Kingdom
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Inverness
London
friendly reminder in Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
Watch out, kitties!!
along Cotswold Way
Regent’s Park
Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
Greenwich
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
Kensington Gardens, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Stratford-upon-Avon
watch for alien children, Inverness
so true
driving through the Cotswolds
France, Part Deux
no old trees allowed
at the Conciergerie, Paris
dog parking at post office
at the catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in Chartres
in catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
on a cocktail menu
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
meeting point?
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Athens
stop light on canal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
driving from Valencia to Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
Osborne bull, always a favorite
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
in subway
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
outside train window, Hakone
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Hiroshima subway sign
bus stop
hot spring in front of restaurant
subway etiquette
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
on crosswalk
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
China
Next to an ATM machine
Xanadu…now we are here
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
the kind the girls prefer
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Mask in hotel rooms
Staff only
spicy WHAT?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Seen in various locations
Elevator doors
On moving walkways in airports
things not allowed on the highway
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Travel agency?
In many places
at an airport
To go into drum tower
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Suzhou escalator
Suzhou garden
A bar
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
guy’s jacket
flush?
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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