United Kingdom
Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Kensington Gardens, London
Greenwich
Inverness
Watch out, kitties!!
London
so true
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
along Cotswold Way
Inverness
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Regent’s Park
driving through the Cotswolds
restaurant in Covent Garden
friendly reminder in Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
climbing Arthur’s Seat
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
France, Part Deux
at the Conciergerie, Paris
at the catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
no old trees allowed
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
on a cocktail menu
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
wildlife-awareness sign
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
port of Olympia
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
Italy
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Madrid
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
driving from Valencia to Granada
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in Granada
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
in subway
subway etiquette
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
hot spring in front of restaurant
on crosswalk
in subway
Hiroshima subway sign
bus stop
outside train window, Hakone
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
last item not sounding appealing
China
spicy WHAT?
Elevator doors
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Xanadu…now we are here
Next to an ATM machine
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
things not allowed on the highway
Mask in hotel rooms
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
To go into drum tower
On moving walkways in airports
Suzhou escalator
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Suzhou garden
In many places
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Staff only
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
guy’s jacket
at an airport
the kind the girls prefer
Seen in various locations
Travel agency?
flush?
A bar
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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