United Kingdom
driving through the Cotswolds
Watch out, kitties!!
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
watch for alien children, Inverness
Inverness
friendly reminder in Inverness
Regent’s Park
restaurant in Covent Garden
along Cotswold Way
Greenwich
Kensington Gardens, London
France, Part Deux
no old trees allowed
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the Conciergerie, Paris
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
wildlife-awareness sign
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
Athens
Italy
We walked through the door!
love
not appetizing
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
Casa Milà, Barcelona
on a microwave…feet??
Japan
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
bus stop
hot spring in front of restaurant
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
outside train window, Hakone
on crosswalk
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
Hiroshima subway sign
last item not sounding appealing
subway etiquette
in subway
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
China
Suzhou garden
flush?
To go into drum tower
Xanadu…now we are here
Next to an ATM machine
Elevator doors
Seen in various locations
Suzhou escalator
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Travel agency?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
guy’s jacket
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Staff only
spicy WHAT?
things not allowed on the highway
the kind the girls prefer
A bar
On moving walkways in airports
Mask in hotel rooms
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
at an airport
In many places
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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