United Kingdom
restaurant in Covent Garden
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
London
London
Greenwich
Kensington Gardens, London
along Cotswold Way
Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
climbing Arthur’s Seat
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
so true
Watch out, kitties!!
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
watch for alien children, Inverness
Inverness
London
friendly reminder in Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Regent’s Park
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
driving through the Cotswolds
France, Part Deux
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
no old trees allowed
in Chartres
in catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
dog parking at post office
at the Conciergerie, Paris
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
meeting point?
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
port of Olympia
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
not appetizing
No parking and…?
love
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
on a microwave…feet??
in Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
Japan
hot spring in front of restaurant
bus stop
Hiroshima subway sign
on crosswalk
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
outside train window, Hakone
subway etiquette
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
in subway
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
China
Elevator doors
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Suzhou escalator
Mask in hotel rooms
Suzhou garden
the kind the girls prefer
guy’s jacket
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
To go into drum tower
Xanadu…now we are here
spicy WHAT?
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
things not allowed on the highway
flush?
Next to an ATM machine
Seen in various locations
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Staff only
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
A bar
In many places
at an airport
On moving walkways in airports
Travel agency?
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Sydney
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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