United Kingdom
along Cotswold Way
Inverness
friendly reminder in Inverness
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
Greenwich
Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Regent’s Park
London
driving through the Cotswolds
restaurant in Covent Garden
Watch out, kitties!!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Kensington Gardens, London
so true
France, Part Deux
at the Conciergerie, Paris
dog parking at post office
in catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in Chartres
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the catacombs
no old trees allowed
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
port of Olympia
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
stop light on canal, Venice
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Athens
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
We walked through the door!
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
not appetizing
No parking and…?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
driving from Valencia to Granada
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in bathroom of highway rest area
Japan
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
subway etiquette
outside train window, Hakone
hot spring in front of restaurant
bus stop
in subway
on crosswalk
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
Hiroshima subway sign
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
China
Elevator doors
Next to an ATM machine
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Xanadu…now we are here
the kind the girls prefer
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
things not allowed on the highway
Suzhou garden
Suzhou escalator
Seen in various locations
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
at an airport
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
A bar
Staff only
On moving walkways in airports
guy’s jacket
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
flush?
Mask in hotel rooms
In many places
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
spicy WHAT?
Travel agency?
To go into drum tower
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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