United Kingdom
Watch out, kitties!!
Kensington Gardens, London
so true
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Stratford-upon-Avon
driving through the Cotswolds
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
Regent’s Park
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
friendly reminder in Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
along Cotswold Way
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
Greenwich
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
France, Part Deux
in catacombs
dog parking at post office
in Chartres
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the Conciergerie, Paris
no old trees allowed
at the catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
meeting point?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
wildlife-awareness sign
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Athens
stop light on canal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
No parking and…?
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
love
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
Japan
Hiroshima subway sign
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
hot spring in front of restaurant
bus stop
outside train window, Hakone
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
subway etiquette
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
on crosswalk
in subway
China
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
the kind the girls prefer
Travel agency?
guy’s jacket
Elevator doors
at an airport
Seen in various locations
Suzhou garden
flush?
spicy WHAT?
things not allowed on the highway
On moving walkways in airports
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Next to an ATM machine
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Staff only
In many places
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
A bar
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Xanadu…now we are here
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Suzhou escalator
Mask in hotel rooms
To go into drum tower
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Sydney
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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