United Kingdom
Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
driving through the Cotswolds
Inverness
Kensington Gardens, London
London
so true
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Watch out, kitties!!
friendly reminder in Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
along Cotswold Way
climbing Arthur’s Seat
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Regent’s Park
restaurant in Covent Garden
London
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
watch for alien children, Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Greenwich
France, Part Deux
in Chartres
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
no old trees allowed
in catacombs
at the catacombs
dog parking at post office
at the Conciergerie, Paris
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
meeting point?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Palace of Knossos, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Athens
cruise teminal, Venice
Italy
No parking and…?
love
We walked through the door!
Chinese/Italian fusion?
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Madrid
in bathroom of highway rest area
on a microwave…feet??
in Granada
Japan
in subway
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
on crosswalk
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
hot spring in front of restaurant
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
subway etiquette
Hiroshima subway sign
bus stop
last item not sounding appealing
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
China
Suzhou garden
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
things not allowed on the highway
the kind the girls prefer
flush?
Seen in various locations
at an airport
A bar
Suzhou escalator
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Next to an ATM machine
Mask in hotel rooms
spicy WHAT?
Xanadu…now we are here
In many places
Staff only
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
On moving walkways in airports
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
To go into drum tower
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
guy’s jacket
Travel agency?
Elevator doors
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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