United Kingdom
Watch out, kitties!!
Kensington Gardens, London
friendly reminder in Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
Stratford-upon-Avon
so true
Greenwich
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
climbing Arthur’s Seat
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
along Cotswold Way
watch for alien children, Inverness
Inverness
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
Regent’s Park
driving through the Cotswolds
France, Part Deux
at the catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
no old trees allowed
in Chartres
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
dog parking at post office
at the Conciergerie, Paris
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
wildlife-awareness sign
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
cruise teminal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Italy
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
not appetizing
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Madrid
driving from Valencia to Granada
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
on crosswalk
hot spring in front of restaurant
subway etiquette
outside train window, Hakone
last item not sounding appealing
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
Hiroshima subway sign
bus stop
in subway
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
China
Xanadu…now we are here
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
A bar
Mask in hotel rooms
at an airport
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
spicy WHAT?
Seen in various locations
the kind the girls prefer
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou escalator
Suzhou garden
Elevator doors
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Staff only
On moving walkways in airports
In many places
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
To go into drum tower
Next to an ATM machine
things not allowed on the highway
guy’s jacket
flush?
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Travel agency?
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
Sydney
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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