United Kingdom
London
Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
Greenwich
Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
driving through the Cotswolds
along Cotswold Way
climbing Arthur’s Seat
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
London
watch for alien children, Inverness
Watch out, kitties!!
Regent’s Park
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Kensington Gardens, London
restaurant in Covent Garden
friendly reminder in Inverness
so true
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
France, Part Deux
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the catacombs
in catacombs
no old trees allowed
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the Conciergerie, Paris
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
on a cocktail menu
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
Athens
Palace of Knossos, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
No parking and…?
love
We walked through the door!
not appetizing
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
on a microwave…feet??
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
Madrid
Japan
outside train window, Hakone
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
on crosswalk
last item not sounding appealing
bus stop
in subway
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
Hiroshima subway sign
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
hot spring in front of restaurant
subway etiquette
China
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
To go into drum tower
Xanadu…now we are here
Elevator doors
A bar
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Staff only
at an airport
things not allowed on the highway
Seen in various locations
Next to an ATM machine
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
flush?
Travel agency?
spicy WHAT?
Mask in hotel rooms
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
the kind the girls prefer
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
On moving walkways in airports
In many places
guy’s jacket
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou garden
Suzhou escalator
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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