United Kingdom
driving through the Cotswolds
Watch out, kitties!!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
friendly reminder in Inverness
along Cotswold Way
London
Regent’s Park
London
Kensington Gardens, London
Stratford-upon-Avon
London
so true
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Inverness
Greenwich
restaurant in Covent Garden
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
watch for alien children, Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
France, Part Deux
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in catacombs
at the catacombs
no old trees allowed
at the Conciergerie, Paris
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
wildlife-awareness sign
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
on a cocktail menu
meeting point?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Palace of Knossos, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
Athens
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
not appetizing
No parking and…?
We walked through the door!
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
on a microwave…feet??
in bathroom of highway rest area
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
in Granada
Madrid
Japan
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
on crosswalk
in subway
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
outside train window, Hakone
Hiroshima subway sign
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
bus stop
hot spring in front of restaurant
subway etiquette
China
at an airport
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Next to an ATM machine
spicy WHAT?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Seen in various locations
things not allowed on the highway
Xanadu…now we are here
the kind the girls prefer
Suzhou garden
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
In many places
Staff only
Mask in hotel rooms
To go into drum tower
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Suzhou escalator
guy’s jacket
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Elevator doors
Travel agency?
On moving walkways in airports
flush?
A bar
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
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I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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