United Kingdom
so true
driving through the Cotswolds
Kensington Gardens, London
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
restaurant in Covent Garden
London
Greenwich
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Regent’s Park
Inverness
friendly reminder in Inverness
watch for alien children, Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Stratford-upon-Avon
climbing Arthur’s Seat
along Cotswold Way
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Watch out, kitties!!
France, Part Deux
in Chartres
at the catacombs
no old trees allowed
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
dog parking at post office
at the Conciergerie, Paris
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
meeting point?
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Athens
cruise teminal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
stop light on canal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Italy
No parking and…?
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in Granada
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
on a microwave…feet??
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Japan
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
on crosswalk
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
hot spring in front of restaurant
Hiroshima subway sign
subway etiquette
last item not sounding appealing
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
in subway
bus stop
outside train window, Hakone
China
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
at an airport
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Elevator doors
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Xanadu…now we are here
flush?
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
A bar
Staff only
Mask in hotel rooms
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
In many places
guy’s jacket
things not allowed on the highway
the kind the girls prefer
Travel agency?
spicy WHAT?
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Suzhou escalator
Seen in various locations
Next to an ATM machine
Suzhou garden
To go into drum tower
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
On moving walkways in airports
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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