United Kingdom
Greenwich
Kensington Gardens, London
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
driving through the Cotswolds
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
along Cotswold Way
Regent’s Park
friendly reminder in Inverness
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
London
Watch out, kitties!!
watch for alien children, Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
London
restaurant in Covent Garden
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
so true
Stratford-upon-Avon
France, Part Deux
dog parking at post office
no old trees allowed
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in Chartres
at the Conciergerie, Paris
in catacombs
at the catacombs
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
on a cocktail menu
meeting point?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
Athens
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
port of Olympia
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
not appetizing
love
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Madrid
in Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
on a microwave…feet??
Japan
hot spring in front of restaurant
in subway
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
on crosswalk
Hiroshima subway sign
outside train window, Hakone
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
subway etiquette
last item not sounding appealing
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
bus stop
China
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Suzhou escalator
guy’s jacket
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
flush?
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Seen in various locations
things not allowed on the highway
On moving walkways in airports
A bar
the kind the girls prefer
Next to an ATM machine
Mask in hotel rooms
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
To go into drum tower
In many places
Travel agency?
spicy WHAT?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou garden
Xanadu…now we are here
Elevator doors
at an airport
Staff only
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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