United Kingdom
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Inverness
Kensington Gardens, London
London
Regent’s Park
London
so true
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Greenwich
along Cotswold Way
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Watch out, kitties!!
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
friendly reminder in Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
Inverness
driving through the Cotswolds
watch for alien children, Inverness
France, Part Deux
at the catacombs
in Chartres
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
dog parking at post office
at the Conciergerie, Paris
in catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
no old trees allowed
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
wildlife-awareness sign
meeting point?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
on a cocktail menu
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Palace of Knossos, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
Italy
love
not appetizing
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
driving from Valencia to Granada
Madrid
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
in Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
subway etiquette
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
hot spring in front of restaurant
on crosswalk
in subway
bus stop
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
Hiroshima subway sign
China
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
To go into drum tower
A bar
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
the kind the girls prefer
Next to an ATM machine
Travel agency?
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Elevator doors
at an airport
spicy WHAT?
Suzhou garden
Seen in various locations
On moving walkways in airports
Staff only
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
things not allowed on the highway
flush?
Mask in hotel rooms
In many places
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Xanadu…now we are here
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou escalator
guy’s jacket
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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