United Kingdom
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Regent’s Park
along Cotswold Way
Watch out, kitties!!
London
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
watch for alien children, Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Greenwich
Kensington Gardens, London
friendly reminder in Inverness
Inverness
driving through the Cotswolds
restaurant in Covent Garden
Stratford-upon-Avon
so true
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
France, Part Deux
at the catacombs
dog parking at post office
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in Chartres
in catacombs
no old trees allowed
at the Conciergerie, Paris
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
meeting point?
wildlife-awareness sign
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
on a cocktail menu
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
Athens
stop light on canal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
Santorini, Greece
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
not appetizing
love
No parking and…?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Japan
in subway
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
subway etiquette
on crosswalk
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
Hiroshima subway sign
in subway
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
bus stop
hot spring in front of restaurant
outside train window, Hakone
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
last item not sounding appealing
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
China
On moving walkways in airports
guy’s jacket
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Next to an ATM machine
A bar
To go into drum tower
Xanadu…now we are here
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Elevator doors
Suzhou escalator
Mask in hotel rooms
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
things not allowed on the highway
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
the kind the girls prefer
Travel agency?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Staff only
In many places
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou garden
at an airport
Seen in various locations
spicy WHAT?
flush?
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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