United Kingdom
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
Kensington Gardens, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
so true
restaurant in Covent Garden
driving through the Cotswolds
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Greenwich
Regent’s Park
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Inverness
watch for alien children, Inverness
Watch out, kitties!!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Stratford-upon-Avon
along Cotswold Way
friendly reminder in Inverness
London
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
France, Part Deux
dog parking at post office
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
no old trees allowed
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the catacombs
in Chartres
at the Conciergerie, Paris
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
Athens
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
stop light on canal, Venice
cruise teminal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
Italy
No parking and…?
We walked through the door!
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
Madrid
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Japan
Hiroshima subway sign
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
subway etiquette
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
bus stop
outside train window, Hakone
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
on crosswalk
in subway
hot spring in front of restaurant
China
Staff only
On moving walkways in airports
guy’s jacket
Seen in various locations
Mask in hotel rooms
A bar
things not allowed on the highway
flush?
Travel agency?
Elevator doors
Suzhou garden
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
In many places
at an airport
Suzhou escalator
spicy WHAT?
To go into drum tower
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
the kind the girls prefer
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Next to an ATM machine
Xanadu…now we are here
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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