United Kingdom
climbing Arthur’s Seat
so true
Watch out, kitties!!
restaurant in Covent Garden
London
London
Inverness
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
watch for alien children, Inverness
friendly reminder in Inverness
Kensington Gardens, London
Regent’s Park
Stratford-upon-Avon
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Greenwich
London
driving through the Cotswolds
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
along Cotswold Way
France, Part Deux
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in catacombs
no old trees allowed
at the Conciergerie, Paris
dog parking at post office
at the catacombs
in Chartres
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Athens
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
cruise teminal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
No parking and…?
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
driving from Valencia to Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
last item not sounding appealing
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
hot spring in front of restaurant
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
outside train window, Hakone
bus stop
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
in subway
on crosswalk
in subway
Hiroshima subway sign
subway etiquette
China
things not allowed on the highway
Next to an ATM machine
Suzhou escalator
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
flush?
In many places
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Travel agency?
Suzhou garden
A bar
Seen in various locations
Mask in hotel rooms
the kind the girls prefer
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
To go into drum tower
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
at an airport
Elevator doors
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
On moving walkways in airports
guy’s jacket
spicy WHAT?
Staff only
Xanadu…now we are here
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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