United Kingdom
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
so true
along Cotswold Way
restaurant in Covent Garden
watch for alien children, Inverness
Inverness
Regent’s Park
Watch out, kitties!!
friendly reminder in Inverness
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Greenwich
Stratford-upon-Avon
Kensington Gardens, London
driving through the Cotswolds
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
London
France, Part Deux
no old trees allowed
in catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in Chartres
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the Conciergerie, Paris
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
dog parking at post office
at the catacombs
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
meeting point?
wildlife-awareness sign
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
cruise teminal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
Athens
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
No parking and…?
love
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
Japan
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
in subway
Hiroshima subway sign
on crosswalk
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
outside train window, Hakone
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
hot spring in front of restaurant
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
bus stop
subway etiquette
China
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
flush?
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
On moving walkways in airports
Travel agency?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou garden
Suzhou escalator
the kind the girls prefer
spicy WHAT?
To go into drum tower
guy’s jacket
at an airport
A bar
things not allowed on the highway
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Seen in various locations
Next to an ATM machine
In many places
Elevator doors
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Staff only
Xanadu…now we are here
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Mask in hotel rooms
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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