United Kingdom
Inverness
Greenwich
restaurant in Covent Garden
so true
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
friendly reminder in Inverness
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Regent’s Park
Kensington Gardens, London
Watch out, kitties!!
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
along Cotswold Way
driving through the Cotswolds
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
watch for alien children, Inverness
France, Part Deux
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
dog parking at post office
no old trees allowed
in catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the Conciergerie, Paris
at the catacombs
in Chartres
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
on a cocktail menu
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
stop light on canal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Athens
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Osborne bull, always a favorite
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
Japan
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
subway etiquette
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
bus stop
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
on crosswalk
hot spring in front of restaurant
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Hiroshima subway sign
China
To go into drum tower
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
guy’s jacket
things not allowed on the highway
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Seen in various locations
at an airport
flush?
Xanadu…now we are here
Travel agency?
Mask in hotel rooms
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou escalator
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
On moving walkways in airports
Suzhou garden
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Next to an ATM machine
Staff only
A bar
In many places
spicy WHAT?
the kind the girls prefer
Elevator doors
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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