United Kingdom
Kensington Gardens, London
Watch out, kitties!!
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
restaurant in Covent Garden
London
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Stratford-upon-Avon
watch for alien children, Inverness
Greenwich
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
driving through the Cotswolds
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
so true
friendly reminder in Inverness
along Cotswold Way
London
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Regent’s Park
climbing Arthur’s Seat
France, Part Deux
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
no old trees allowed
at the Conciergerie, Paris
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in catacombs
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
meeting point?
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
cruise teminal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Athens
stop light on canal, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
love
No parking and…?
We walked through the door!
Chinese/Italian fusion?
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in Granada
driving from Valencia to Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
outside train window, Hakone
bus stop
on crosswalk
in subway
in subway
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
subway etiquette
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
hot spring in front of restaurant
last item not sounding appealing
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
Hiroshima subway sign
China
at an airport
Seen in various locations
Next to an ATM machine
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Travel agency?
Staff only
Suzhou escalator
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
On moving walkways in airports
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
To go into drum tower
spicy WHAT?
Xanadu…now we are here
A bar
Mask in hotel rooms
guy’s jacket
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Suzhou garden
flush?
Elevator doors
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
things not allowed on the highway
the kind the girls prefer
In many places
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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