United Kingdom
so true
Regent’s Park
Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Watch out, kitties!!
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
restaurant in Covent Garden
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
climbing Arthur’s Seat
London
London
Greenwich
Kensington Gardens, London
friendly reminder in Inverness
along Cotswold Way
driving through the Cotswolds
France, Part Deux
in Chartres
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
no old trees allowed
dog parking at post office
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
on a cocktail menu
meeting point?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
Athens
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Palace of Knossos, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
love
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
Madrid
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Japan
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
subway etiquette
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
on crosswalk
hot spring in front of restaurant
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
bus stop
last item not sounding appealing
Hiroshima subway sign
outside train window, Hakone
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
in subway
China
Next to an ATM machine
things not allowed on the highway
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Mask in hotel rooms
Xanadu…now we are here
Suzhou escalator
On moving walkways in airports
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
In many places
A bar
spicy WHAT?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
at an airport
Elevator doors
Seen in various locations
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
the kind the girls prefer
Suzhou garden
To go into drum tower
Staff only
Travel agency?
flush?
guy’s jacket
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is a great coffee table book in the making
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
LikeLiked by 1 person