United Kingdom
friendly reminder in Inverness
Greenwich
so true
London
driving through the Cotswolds
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Stratford-upon-Avon
climbing Arthur’s Seat
London
Watch out, kitties!!
watch for alien children, Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Inverness
along Cotswold Way
Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
Kensington Gardens, London
Regent’s Park
France, Part Deux
at the Conciergerie, Paris
at the catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
no old trees allowed
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
in catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
meeting point?
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
port of Olympia
Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Italy
love
not appetizing
No parking and…?
We walked through the door!
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in bathroom of highway rest area
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Madrid
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Japan
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
on crosswalk
subway etiquette
Hiroshima subway sign
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
outside train window, Hakone
hot spring in front of restaurant
bus stop
in subway
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
China
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
at an airport
Mask in hotel rooms
Next to an ATM machine
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Xanadu…now we are here
Seen in various locations
guy’s jacket
Suzhou escalator
To go into drum tower
A bar
Suzhou garden
Travel agency?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
flush?
Staff only
the kind the girls prefer
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
things not allowed on the highway
Elevator doors
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
spicy WHAT?
In many places
On moving walkways in airports
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
Boise airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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