United Kingdom
Watch out, kitties!!
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Inverness
Regent’s Park
driving through the Cotswolds
Greenwich
restaurant in Covent Garden
Inverness
along Cotswold Way
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
friendly reminder in Inverness
so true
climbing Arthur’s Seat
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
London
Kensington Gardens, London
London
watch for alien children, Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
France, Part Deux
in catacombs
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
at the catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the Conciergerie, Paris
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
no old trees allowed
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
wildlife-awareness sign
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
Athens
Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
Italy
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
on a microwave…feet??
in Granada
Madrid
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Japan
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
subway etiquette
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
hot spring in front of restaurant
in subway
bus stop
Hiroshima subway sign
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
on crosswalk
last item not sounding appealing
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
China
guy’s jacket
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
things not allowed on the highway
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Suzhou escalator
Staff only
On moving walkways in airports
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
the kind the girls prefer
A bar
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
To go into drum tower
Xanadu…now we are here
Suzhou garden
Elevator doors
flush?
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In many places
Mask in hotel rooms
at an airport
Next to an ATM machine
Travel agency?
spicy WHAT?
Seen in various locations
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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