United Kingdom
Inverness
London
London
friendly reminder in Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
along Cotswold Way
Watch out, kitties!!
so true
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
driving through the Cotswolds
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
Greenwich
Stratford-upon-Avon
Kensington Gardens, London
London
watch for alien children, Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Regent’s Park
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
France, Part Deux
at the catacombs
dog parking at post office
in catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in Chartres
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
no old trees allowed
at the Conciergerie, Paris
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Athens
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
cruise teminal, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
No parking and…?
love
We walked through the door!
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
driving from Valencia to Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
subway etiquette
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
bus stop
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
hot spring in front of restaurant
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
outside train window, Hakone
Hiroshima subway sign
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
on crosswalk
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
China
at an airport
Mask in hotel rooms
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
the kind the girls prefer
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Suzhou escalator
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Next to an ATM machine
Elevator doors
Suzhou garden
Staff only
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Seen in various locations
guy’s jacket
In many places
To go into drum tower
A bar
spicy WHAT?
On moving walkways in airports
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Xanadu…now we are here
things not allowed on the highway
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
flush?
Travel agency?
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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