United Kingdom
driving through the Cotswolds
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
along Cotswold Way
Regent’s Park
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
so true
Greenwich
Inverness
London
Kensington Gardens, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
restaurant in Covent Garden
Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
friendly reminder in Inverness
Watch out, kitties!!
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
France, Part Deux
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the Conciergerie, Paris
in catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the catacombs
in Chartres
no old trees allowed
dog parking at post office
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
wildlife-awareness sign
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Athens
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
Italy
love
not appetizing
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in bathroom of highway rest area
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Madrid
driving from Valencia to Granada
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
subway etiquette
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
outside train window, Hakone
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
hot spring in front of restaurant
bus stop
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
on crosswalk
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
in subway
Hiroshima subway sign
China
Staff only
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Xanadu…now we are here
Elevator doors
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
at an airport
Suzhou garden
Travel agency?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Next to an ATM machine
To go into drum tower
Mask in hotel rooms
Seen in various locations
Suzhou escalator
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In many places
the kind the girls prefer
A bar
guy’s jacket
spicy WHAT?
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
things not allowed on the highway
flush?
On moving walkways in airports
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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