United Kingdom
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Regent’s Park
climbing Arthur’s Seat
so true
restaurant in Covent Garden
friendly reminder in Inverness
Kensington Gardens, London
Greenwich
watch for alien children, Inverness
Inverness
Watch out, kitties!!
London
Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Stratford-upon-Avon
along Cotswold Way
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
driving through the Cotswolds
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
London
London
France, Part Deux
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
no old trees allowed
in Chartres
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in catacombs
at the catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
dog parking at post office
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
meeting point?
wildlife-awareness sign
on a cocktail menu
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
Athens
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
cruise teminal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
love
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
on a microwave…feet??
Casa Milà, Barcelona
driving from Valencia to Granada
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
Japan
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
bus stop
subway etiquette
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
in subway
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
outside train window, Hakone
Hiroshima subway sign
in subway
on crosswalk
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
hot spring in front of restaurant
China
guy’s jacket
Mask in hotel rooms
On moving walkways in airports
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
A bar
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
the kind the girls prefer
at an airport
flush?
things not allowed on the highway
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Suzhou garden
In many places
Xanadu…now we are here
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Staff only
Next to an ATM machine
Suzhou escalator
To go into drum tower
Elevator doors
Travel agency?
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Seen in various locations
spicy WHAT?
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Sydney
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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