United Kingdom
driving through the Cotswolds
London
Greenwich
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
restaurant in Covent Garden
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Watch out, kitties!!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
Inverness
London
Inverness
so true
along Cotswold Way
Stratford-upon-Avon
Kensington Gardens, London
watch for alien children, Inverness
Regent’s Park
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
climbing Arthur’s Seat
friendly reminder in Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
France, Part Deux
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the Conciergerie, Paris
dog parking at post office
in catacombs
no old trees allowed
at the catacombs
in Chartres
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
meeting point?
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
stop light on canal, Venice
Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Athens
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
Italy
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
not appetizing
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in bathroom of highway rest area
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
Japan
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
on crosswalk
in subway
in subway
Hiroshima subway sign
last item not sounding appealing
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
subway etiquette
hot spring in front of restaurant
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
bus stop
outside train window, Hakone
China
Xanadu…now we are here
spicy WHAT?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
In many places
Elevator doors
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
On moving walkways in airports
flush?
Next to an ATM machine
at an airport
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Travel agency?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Mask in hotel rooms
things not allowed on the highway
To go into drum tower
Seen in various locations
Staff only
Suzhou escalator
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
the kind the girls prefer
guy’s jacket
Suzhou garden
A bar
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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