United Kingdom
London
Kensington Gardens, London
restaurant in Covent Garden
friendly reminder in Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
along Cotswold Way
watch for alien children, Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
Regent’s Park
Greenwich
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
climbing Arthur’s Seat
driving through the Cotswolds
Inverness
so true
Watch out, kitties!!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
London
France, Part Deux
no old trees allowed
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in Chartres
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
dog parking at post office
at the Conciergerie, Paris
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in catacombs
at the catacombs
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
on a cocktail menu
meeting point?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
in bathroom of highway rest area
driving from Valencia to Granada
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
outside train window, Hakone
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
bus stop
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
subway etiquette
hot spring in front of restaurant
on crosswalk
Hiroshima subway sign
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
China
Seen in various locations
Suzhou garden
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
A bar
spicy WHAT?
Travel agency?
Xanadu…now we are here
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Elevator doors
Mask in hotel rooms
guy’s jacket
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
On moving walkways in airports
Next to an ATM machine
Suzhou escalator
at an airport
In many places
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
To go into drum tower
flush?
the kind the girls prefer
things not allowed on the highway
Staff only
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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