United Kingdom
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
along Cotswold Way
Greenwich
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Watch out, kitties!!
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
friendly reminder in Inverness
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
restaurant in Covent Garden
Regent’s Park
Stratford-upon-Avon
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
London
so true
Kensington Gardens, London
driving through the Cotswolds
watch for alien children, Inverness
France, Part Deux
at the catacombs
no old trees allowed
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in Chartres
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the Conciergerie, Paris
dog parking at post office
in catacombs
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
port of Olympia
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Athens
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
Italy
We walked through the door!
Chinese/Italian fusion?
No parking and…?
not appetizing
love
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
Madrid
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Japan
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
hot spring in front of restaurant
Hiroshima subway sign
subway etiquette
on crosswalk
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
bus stop
China
the kind the girls prefer
Suzhou garden
spicy WHAT?
To go into drum tower
Next to an ATM machine
A bar
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
guy’s jacket
flush?
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Travel agency?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In many places
Xanadu…now we are here
Seen in various locations
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Elevator doors
On moving walkways in airports
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Staff only
things not allowed on the highway
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Mask in hotel rooms
at an airport
Suzhou escalator
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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