United Kingdom
along Cotswold Way
Kensington Gardens, London
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Greenwich
climbing Arthur’s Seat
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Stratford-upon-Avon
restaurant in Covent Garden
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
so true
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
Watch out, kitties!!
Regent’s Park
driving through the Cotswolds
London
Inverness
friendly reminder in Inverness
France, Part Deux
dog parking at post office
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the Conciergerie, Paris
at the catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
no old trees allowed
in catacombs
in Chartres
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
on a cocktail menu
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
stop light on canal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
cruise teminal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Italy
No parking and…?
love
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
outside train window, Hakone
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
subway etiquette
on crosswalk
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
in subway
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
bus stop
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
Hiroshima subway sign
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
hot spring in front of restaurant
China
Elevator doors
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
the kind the girls prefer
Seen in various locations
Travel agency?
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
A bar
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Suzhou escalator
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
flush?
Xanadu…now we are here
things not allowed on the highway
On moving walkways in airports
Suzhou garden
Mask in hotel rooms
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In many places
at an airport
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Next to an ATM machine
Staff only
spicy WHAT?
To go into drum tower
guy’s jacket
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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