United Kingdom
Regent’s Park
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
Greenwich
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
along Cotswold Way
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Kensington Gardens, London
so true
London
driving through the Cotswolds
restaurant in Covent Garden
Watch out, kitties!!
friendly reminder in Inverness
France, Part Deux
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
at the catacombs
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
no old trees allowed
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
meeting point?
wildlife-awareness sign
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
cruise teminal, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Athens
Italy
We walked through the door!
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
No parking and…?
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
driving from Valencia to Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
last item not sounding appealing
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
hot spring in front of restaurant
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
subway etiquette
in subway
in subway
on crosswalk
Hiroshima subway sign
outside train window, Hakone
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
bus stop
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
China
A bar
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
flush?
Xanadu…now we are here
at an airport
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
To go into drum tower
Seen in various locations
Suzhou escalator
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
On moving walkways in airports
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Elevator doors
guy’s jacket
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Travel agency?
things not allowed on the highway
Next to an ATM machine
Mask in hotel rooms
spicy WHAT?
Suzhou garden
the kind the girls prefer
Staff only
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
In many places
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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