United Kingdom
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Inverness
watch for alien children, Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
friendly reminder in Inverness
Watch out, kitties!!
Stratford-upon-Avon
so true
Kensington Gardens, London
driving through the Cotswolds
Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
Regent’s Park
London
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
along Cotswold Way
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Greenwich
France, Part Deux
in catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
no old trees allowed
at the Conciergerie, Paris
at the catacombs
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Athens
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Italy
No parking and…?
not appetizing
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Madrid
in bathroom of highway rest area
driving from Valencia to Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
on crosswalk
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
in subway
outside train window, Hakone
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
Hiroshima subway sign
bus stop
subway etiquette
hot spring in front of restaurant
China
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Staff only
To go into drum tower
In many places
Mask in hotel rooms
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
On moving walkways in airports
Seen in various locations
at an airport
guy’s jacket
A bar
spicy WHAT?
Travel agency?
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Suzhou escalator
Elevator doors
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Xanadu…now we are here
flush?
the kind the girls prefer
things not allowed on the highway
Next to an ATM machine
Suzhou garden
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
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I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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