United Kingdom
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
friendly reminder in Inverness
watch for alien children, Inverness
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
restaurant in Covent Garden
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Stratford-upon-Avon
London
Greenwich
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
so true
Kensington Gardens, London
London
Regent’s Park
along Cotswold Way
Watch out, kitties!!
driving through the Cotswolds
London
France, Part Deux
at the Conciergerie, Paris
no old trees allowed
in Chartres
in catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the catacombs
dog parking at post office
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
wildlife-awareness sign
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
stop light on canal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Athens
Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
love
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in Granada
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Madrid
Osborne bull, always a favorite
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
Japan
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
hot spring in front of restaurant
bus stop
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
subway etiquette
on crosswalk
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
Hiroshima subway sign
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
China
flush?
Seen in various locations
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
spicy WHAT?
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Travel agency?
Mask in hotel rooms
at an airport
Suzhou escalator
Staff only
things not allowed on the highway
Xanadu…now we are here
Next to an ATM machine
On moving walkways in airports
To go into drum tower
the kind the girls prefer
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In many places
A bar
Suzhou garden
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
guy’s jacket
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Elevator doors
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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