United Kingdom
Watch out, kitties!!
driving through the Cotswolds
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
friendly reminder in Inverness
Regent’s Park
Inverness
Kensington Gardens, London
Greenwich
climbing Arthur’s Seat
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
London
along Cotswold Way
restaurant in Covent Garden
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
so true
watch for alien children, Inverness
France, Part Deux
in Chartres
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
dog parking at post office
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
no old trees allowed
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
meeting point?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
stop light on canal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
Athens
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
cruise teminal, Venice
Italy
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
We walked through the door!
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
Japan
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
hot spring in front of restaurant
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Hiroshima subway sign
in subway
bus stop
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
last item not sounding appealing
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
outside train window, Hakone
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
in subway
subway etiquette
on crosswalk
China
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
spicy WHAT?
Suzhou escalator
Seen in various locations
Staff only
Elevator doors
A bar
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Travel agency?
at an airport
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Xanadu…now we are here
To go into drum tower
Next to an ATM machine
Suzhou garden
On moving walkways in airports
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
the kind the girls prefer
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In many places
things not allowed on the highway
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Mask in hotel rooms
flush?
guy’s jacket
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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