United Kingdom
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Inverness
Regent’s Park
London
Watch out, kitties!!
watch for alien children, Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Stratford-upon-Avon
driving through the Cotswolds
London
along Cotswold Way
London
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Kensington Gardens, London
friendly reminder in Inverness
so true
Greenwich
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
France, Part Deux
in Chartres
no old trees allowed
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
dog parking at post office
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
on a cocktail menu
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
wildlife-awareness sign
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
stop light on canal, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
We walked through the door!
love
No parking and…?
not appetizing
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
in Granada
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Japan
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
Hiroshima subway sign
outside train window, Hakone
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
in subway
bus stop
in subway
on crosswalk
hot spring in front of restaurant
subway etiquette
last item not sounding appealing
China
spicy WHAT?
Suzhou escalator
Xanadu…now we are here
Staff only
Travel agency?
On moving walkways in airports
A bar
Suzhou garden
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
at an airport
Elevator doors
guy’s jacket
Mask in hotel rooms
Seen in various locations
things not allowed on the highway
flush?
To go into drum tower
Next to an ATM machine
the kind the girls prefer
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
In many places
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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