United Kingdom
climbing Arthur’s Seat
restaurant in Covent Garden
friendly reminder in Inverness
Regent’s Park
Watch out, kitties!!
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
watch for alien children, Inverness
Greenwich
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Kensington Gardens, London
Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
along Cotswold Way
driving through the Cotswolds
London
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
France, Part Deux
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
in catacombs
at the catacombs
no old trees allowed
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the Conciergerie, Paris
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
wildlife-awareness sign
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
Athens
port of Olympia
Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Italy
not appetizing
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Osborne bull, always a favorite
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
driving from Valencia to Granada
Madrid
Japan
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
on crosswalk
subway etiquette
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Hiroshima subway sign
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
bus stop
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
hot spring in front of restaurant
China
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
the kind the girls prefer
On moving walkways in airports
Next to an ATM machine
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
spicy WHAT?
A bar
Xanadu…now we are here
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Staff only
Mask in hotel rooms
Travel agency?
Suzhou garden
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
guy’s jacket
Suzhou escalator
things not allowed on the highway
To go into drum tower
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Seen in various locations
flush?
at an airport
In many places
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Elevator doors
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
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I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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