United Kingdom
friendly reminder in Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
driving through the Cotswolds
Greenwich
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
London
Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
London
watch for alien children, Inverness
Kensington Gardens, London
along Cotswold Way
Regent’s Park
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
so true
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Watch out, kitties!!
France, Part Deux
in Chartres
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
no old trees allowed
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
dog parking at post office
at the catacombs
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
on a cocktail menu
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
meeting point?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
Athens
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
No parking and…?
We walked through the door!
not appetizing
love
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Madrid
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
driving from Valencia to Granada
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
last item not sounding appealing
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
in subway
Hiroshima subway sign
hot spring in front of restaurant
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
on crosswalk
subway etiquette
bus stop
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
China
Next to an ATM machine
the kind the girls prefer
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
things not allowed on the highway
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
On moving walkways in airports
In many places
Suzhou garden
Suzhou escalator
Travel agency?
Elevator doors
Mask in hotel rooms
Staff only
flush?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
A bar
To go into drum tower
Seen in various locations
spicy WHAT?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
guy’s jacket
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
at an airport
Xanadu…now we are here
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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