United Kingdom
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Greenwich
Watch out, kitties!!
driving through the Cotswolds
so true
London
restaurant in Covent Garden
along Cotswold Way
Regent’s Park
Inverness
London
Kensington Gardens, London
Stratford-upon-Avon
watch for alien children, Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
climbing Arthur’s Seat
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
friendly reminder in Inverness
France, Part Deux
at the catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the Conciergerie, Paris
in Chartres
no old trees allowed
in catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
dog parking at post office
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
wildlife-awareness sign
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
cruise teminal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Athens
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
not appetizing
love
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in bathroom of highway rest area
on a microwave…feet??
Japan
in subway
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
outside train window, Hakone
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
Hiroshima subway sign
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
subway etiquette
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
hot spring in front of restaurant
on crosswalk
bus stop
China
the kind the girls prefer
Staff only
spicy WHAT?
On moving walkways in airports
flush?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
at an airport
In many places
To go into drum tower
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Seen in various locations
Suzhou escalator
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Suzhou garden
Mask in hotel rooms
Elevator doors
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Travel agency?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Next to an ATM machine
A bar
things not allowed on the highway
Xanadu…now we are here
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
guy’s jacket
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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