United Kingdom
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
climbing Arthur’s Seat
London
London
friendly reminder in Inverness
Greenwich
Inverness
along Cotswold Way
Inverness
Watch out, kitties!!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
restaurant in Covent Garden
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Kensington Gardens, London
London
Regent’s Park
driving through the Cotswolds
watch for alien children, Inverness
so true
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Stratford-upon-Avon
France, Part Deux
at the Conciergerie, Paris
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
no old trees allowed
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in catacombs
at the catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
dog parking at post office
in Chartres
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
Athens
cruise teminal, Venice
Italy
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Madrid
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
on a microwave…feet??
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
subway etiquette
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
Hiroshima subway sign
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
hot spring in front of restaurant
on crosswalk
bus stop
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
China
In many places
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Seen in various locations
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Mask in hotel rooms
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
guy’s jacket
Xanadu…now we are here
the kind the girls prefer
To go into drum tower
Staff only
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Elevator doors
Next to an ATM machine
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
things not allowed on the highway
spicy WHAT?
On moving walkways in airports
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Travel agency?
Suzhou escalator
A bar
Suzhou garden
at an airport
flush?
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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