United Kingdom
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Regent’s Park
Greenwich
climbing Arthur’s Seat
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
watch for alien children, Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
London
Inverness
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
London
driving through the Cotswolds
along Cotswold Way
restaurant in Covent Garden
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Kensington Gardens, London
so true
London
Watch out, kitties!!
friendly reminder in Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
France, Part Deux
dog parking at post office
in Chartres
no old trees allowed
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the catacombs
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
wildlife-awareness sign
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Athens
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Italy
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
No parking and…?
We walked through the door!
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
on a microwave…feet??
driving from Valencia to Granada
Madrid
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in bathroom of highway rest area
Japan
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
Hiroshima subway sign
subway etiquette
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
hot spring in front of restaurant
on crosswalk
bus stop
China
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
On moving walkways in airports
To go into drum tower
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
spicy WHAT?
In many places
Suzhou escalator
the kind the girls prefer
at an airport
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
A bar
Next to an ATM machine
things not allowed on the highway
Suzhou garden
flush?
Travel agency?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Xanadu…now we are here
Elevator doors
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Seen in various locations
Staff only
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Mask in hotel rooms
guy’s jacket
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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