United Kingdom
driving through the Cotswolds
so true
Greenwich
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
friendly reminder in Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
Regent’s Park
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Watch out, kitties!!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
along Cotswold Way
Kensington Gardens, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
London
France, Part Deux
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the Conciergerie, Paris
dog parking at post office
in catacombs
no old trees allowed
in Chartres
at the catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
meeting point?
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
wildlife-awareness sign
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
stop light on canal, Venice
Athens
Italy
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
not appetizing
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
Osborne bull, always a favorite
on a microwave…feet??
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
hot spring in front of restaurant
subway etiquette
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
on crosswalk
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
outside train window, Hakone
Hiroshima subway sign
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
bus stop
in subway
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
China
A bar
Elevator doors
Next to an ATM machine
Travel agency?
Suzhou garden
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
guy’s jacket
things not allowed on the highway
Xanadu…now we are here
Seen in various locations
the kind the girls prefer
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
To go into drum tower
Mask in hotel rooms
flush?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
On moving walkways in airports
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
spicy WHAT?
Suzhou escalator
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Staff only
at an airport
In many places
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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