United Kingdom
restaurant in Covent Garden
Kensington Gardens, London
along Cotswold Way
Greenwich
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Watch out, kitties!!
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
London
watch for alien children, Inverness
driving through the Cotswolds
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
so true
friendly reminder in Inverness
London
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
Regent’s Park
France, Part Deux
in catacombs
dog parking at post office
no old trees allowed
at the catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the Conciergerie, Paris
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in Chartres
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Palace of Knossos, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
cruise teminal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
in Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in bathroom of highway rest area
Madrid
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Japan
bus stop
last item not sounding appealing
subway etiquette
in subway
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
in subway
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
hot spring in front of restaurant
Hiroshima subway sign
outside train window, Hakone
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
on crosswalk
China
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
at an airport
A bar
Suzhou escalator
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
things not allowed on the highway
Elevator doors
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
the kind the girls prefer
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
flush?
Staff only
On moving walkways in airports
In many places
Suzhou garden
To go into drum tower
Travel agency?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Mask in hotel rooms
Next to an ATM machine
Seen in various locations
Xanadu…now we are here
guy’s jacket
spicy WHAT?
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
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I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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