United Kingdom
Stratford-upon-Avon
friendly reminder in Inverness
along Cotswold Way
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Regent’s Park
so true
London
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Inverness
watch for alien children, Inverness
Inverness
driving through the Cotswolds
climbing Arthur’s Seat
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Watch out, kitties!!
Kensington Gardens, London
Greenwich
London
restaurant in Covent Garden
France, Part Deux
in catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in Chartres
no old trees allowed
at the Conciergerie, Paris
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
dog parking at post office
at the catacombs
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
meeting point?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
cruise teminal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
Palace of Knossos, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
love
not appetizing
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in bathroom of highway rest area
Osborne bull, always a favorite
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Japan
last item not sounding appealing
Hiroshima subway sign
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
on crosswalk
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
outside train window, Hakone
hot spring in front of restaurant
in subway
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
bus stop
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
subway etiquette
in subway
China
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
To go into drum tower
spicy WHAT?
Xanadu…now we are here
things not allowed on the highway
On moving walkways in airports
guy’s jacket
Suzhou escalator
at an airport
In many places
A bar
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou garden
the kind the girls prefer
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
flush?
Seen in various locations
Elevator doors
Staff only
Travel agency?
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Next to an ATM machine
Mask in hotel rooms
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Sydney
Boise airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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