United Kingdom
so true
Greenwich
Inverness
London
Kensington Gardens, London
along Cotswold Way
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Regent’s Park
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
Watch out, kitties!!
restaurant in Covent Garden
watch for alien children, Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
driving through the Cotswolds
London
friendly reminder in Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
France, Part Deux
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the Conciergerie, Paris
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in Chartres
no old trees allowed
dog parking at post office
in catacombs
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
wildlife-awareness sign
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Athens
port of Olympia
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Palace of Knossos, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
on a microwave…feet??
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Madrid
in bathroom of highway rest area
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Japan
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
Hiroshima subway sign
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
bus stop
on crosswalk
subway etiquette
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
in subway
outside train window, Hakone
hot spring in front of restaurant
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
China
A bar
On moving walkways in airports
To go into drum tower
Next to an ATM machine
Xanadu…now we are here
Elevator doors
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Seen in various locations
guy’s jacket
the kind the girls prefer
things not allowed on the highway
Staff only
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Suzhou garden
Suzhou escalator
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Travel agency?
In many places
flush?
at an airport
Mask in hotel rooms
spicy WHAT?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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