United Kingdom
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Kensington Gardens, London
friendly reminder in Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
watch for alien children, Inverness
Greenwich
Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
London
along Cotswold Way
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
driving through the Cotswolds
Inverness
Regent’s Park
Stratford-upon-Avon
Watch out, kitties!!
climbing Arthur’s Seat
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
so true
France, Part Deux
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the catacombs
no old trees allowed
at the Conciergerie, Paris
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
dog parking at post office
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in catacombs
in Chartres
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
on a cocktail menu
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
meeting point?
wildlife-awareness sign
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
port of Olympia
Athens
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Italy
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
love
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
Madrid
on a microwave…feet??
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
outside train window, Hakone
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
in subway
subway etiquette
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
Hiroshima subway sign
bus stop
on crosswalk
hot spring in front of restaurant
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
China
Next to an ATM machine
Suzhou escalator
Seen in various locations
To go into drum tower
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
spicy WHAT?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
guy’s jacket
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Xanadu…now we are here
flush?
Travel agency?
things not allowed on the highway
Mask in hotel rooms
Elevator doors
On moving walkways in airports
A bar
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Suzhou garden
at an airport
Staff only
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
In many places
the kind the girls prefer
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Sydney
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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