United Kingdom
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
along Cotswold Way
London
Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Watch out, kitties!!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Stratford-upon-Avon
so true
friendly reminder in Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
restaurant in Covent Garden
driving through the Cotswolds
Regent’s Park
Kensington Gardens, London
Greenwich
France, Part Deux
at the catacombs
in Chartres
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
dog parking at post office
at the Conciergerie, Paris
no old trees allowed
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in catacombs
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
wildlife-awareness sign
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
cruise teminal, Venice
port of Olympia
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Italy
not appetizing
No parking and…?
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
in bathroom of highway rest area
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
in subway
outside train window, Hakone
Hiroshima subway sign
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
on crosswalk
subway etiquette
hot spring in front of restaurant
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
bus stop
China
spicy WHAT?
Suzhou garden
Mask in hotel rooms
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Travel agency?
To go into drum tower
Staff only
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Xanadu…now we are here
flush?
On moving walkways in airports
guy’s jacket
Seen in various locations
Next to an ATM machine
the kind the girls prefer
A bar
Elevator doors
In many places
Suzhou escalator
at an airport
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
things not allowed on the highway
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
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I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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