United Kingdom
restaurant in Covent Garden
Stratford-upon-Avon
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
friendly reminder in Inverness
Greenwich
Watch out, kitties!!
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
driving through the Cotswolds
Regent’s Park
watch for alien children, Inverness
Kensington Gardens, London
along Cotswold Way
so true
London
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
France, Part Deux
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
dog parking at post office
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in catacombs
at the catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
in Chartres
no old trees allowed
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
on a cocktail menu
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
wildlife-awareness sign
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
Athens
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
No parking and…?
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in Granada
driving from Valencia to Granada
Japan
in subway
hot spring in front of restaurant
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
outside train window, Hakone
subway etiquette
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
on crosswalk
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
bus stop
Hiroshima subway sign
China
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Mask in hotel rooms
the kind the girls prefer
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
A bar
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Seen in various locations
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Staff only
Suzhou garden
Elevator doors
On moving walkways in airports
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
flush?
things not allowed on the highway
spicy WHAT?
Next to an ATM machine
guy’s jacket
In many places
To go into drum tower
Suzhou escalator
Xanadu…now we are here
Travel agency?
at an airport
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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