United Kingdom
Greenwich
Regent’s Park
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
friendly reminder in Inverness
Inverness
London
London
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
so true
Watch out, kitties!!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Kensington Gardens, London
along Cotswold Way
watch for alien children, Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
driving through the Cotswolds
France, Part Deux
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
no old trees allowed
dog parking at post office
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in Chartres
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
wildlife-awareness sign
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Athens
stop light on canal, Venice
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
No parking and…?
love
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
on a microwave…feet??
Osborne bull, always a favorite
driving from Valencia to Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Japan
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Hiroshima subway sign
last item not sounding appealing
outside train window, Hakone
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
hot spring in front of restaurant
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
on crosswalk
bus stop
subway etiquette
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
in subway
China
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
spicy WHAT?
On moving walkways in airports
Xanadu…now we are here
at an airport
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Mask in hotel rooms
Suzhou garden
Elevator doors
flush?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
the kind the girls prefer
Next to an ATM machine
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Travel agency?
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
guy’s jacket
Seen in various locations
things not allowed on the highway
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Staff only
In many places
To go into drum tower
Suzhou escalator
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
A bar
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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