United Kingdom
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
so true
Stratford-upon-Avon
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
Watch out, kitties!!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Kensington Gardens, London
Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
Inverness
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
friendly reminder in Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Greenwich
driving through the Cotswolds
Regent’s Park
along Cotswold Way
France, Part Deux
in Chartres
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
no old trees allowed
at the catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
at the Conciergerie, Paris
dog parking at post office
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Athens
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
stop light on canal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
Italy
No parking and…?
not appetizing
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
Madrid
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Japan
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
outside train window, Hakone
hot spring in front of restaurant
Hiroshima subway sign
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
in subway
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
bus stop
in subway
on crosswalk
subway etiquette
China
the kind the girls prefer
Mask in hotel rooms
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Xanadu…now we are here
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
flush?
at an airport
things not allowed on the highway
Next to an ATM machine
guy’s jacket
To go into drum tower
Elevator doors
Staff only
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
A bar
Suzhou escalator
Seen in various locations
In many places
spicy WHAT?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Travel agency?
Suzhou garden
On moving walkways in airports
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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