United Kingdom
London
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
driving through the Cotswolds
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
along Cotswold Way
Greenwich
climbing Arthur’s Seat
restaurant in Covent Garden
London
Inverness
Regent’s Park
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
friendly reminder in Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Watch out, kitties!!
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
so true
Stratford-upon-Avon
Kensington Gardens, London
France, Part Deux
dog parking at post office
at the catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in Chartres
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the Conciergerie, Paris
no old trees allowed
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
meeting point?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Athens
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
not appetizing
love
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
Madrid
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Japan
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
hot spring in front of restaurant
Hiroshima subway sign
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
subway etiquette
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
last item not sounding appealing
in subway
on crosswalk
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
bus stop
China
To go into drum tower
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Mask in hotel rooms
things not allowed on the highway
On moving walkways in airports
Next to an ATM machine
guy’s jacket
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
flush?
Staff only
Seen in various locations
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
the kind the girls prefer
Elevator doors
spicy WHAT?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
at an airport
Travel agency?
Suzhou escalator
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou garden
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Xanadu…now we are here
A bar
In many places
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
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I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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