United Kingdom
Regent’s Park
Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
driving through the Cotswolds
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
so true
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Greenwich
Watch out, kitties!!
London
watch for alien children, Inverness
friendly reminder in Inverness
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
along Cotswold Way
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
Kensington Gardens, London
France, Part Deux
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in Chartres
at the catacombs
dog parking at post office
no old trees allowed
at the Conciergerie, Paris
in catacombs
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
wildlife-awareness sign
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
cruise teminal, Venice
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
port of Olympia
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
We walked through the door!
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
in bathroom of highway rest area
on a microwave…feet??
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
Osborne bull, always a favorite
driving from Valencia to Granada
Japan
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
subway etiquette
on crosswalk
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
in subway
hot spring in front of restaurant
Hiroshima subway sign
bus stop
China
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
at an airport
things not allowed on the highway
A bar
In many places
the kind the girls prefer
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
On moving walkways in airports
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Xanadu…now we are here
spicy WHAT?
Staff only
Seen in various locations
Suzhou garden
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Mask in hotel rooms
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Elevator doors
guy’s jacket
To go into drum tower
Next to an ATM machine
flush?
Travel agency?
Suzhou escalator
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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