United Kingdom
Stratford-upon-Avon
Greenwich
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Regent’s Park
along Cotswold Way
restaurant in Covent Garden
Inverness
so true
Watch out, kitties!!
Kensington Gardens, London
London
friendly reminder in Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
London
driving through the Cotswolds
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
watch for alien children, Inverness
France, Part Deux
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
dog parking at post office
in catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the catacombs
no old trees allowed
in Chartres
at the Conciergerie, Paris
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
wildlife-awareness sign
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Athens
port of Olympia
Palace of Knossos, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Santorini, Greece
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
No parking and…?
not appetizing
love
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Madrid
on a microwave…feet??
Japan
hot spring in front of restaurant
in subway
bus stop
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
Hiroshima subway sign
subway etiquette
in subway
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
on crosswalk
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
last item not sounding appealing
outside train window, Hakone
China
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
In many places
Xanadu…now we are here
at an airport
the kind the girls prefer
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Seen in various locations
Suzhou escalator
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Mask in hotel rooms
Next to an ATM machine
guy’s jacket
A bar
To go into drum tower
flush?
Travel agency?
Elevator doors
things not allowed on the highway
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou garden
On moving walkways in airports
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Staff only
spicy WHAT?
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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