United Kingdom
friendly reminder in Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
London
Inverness
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
restaurant in Covent Garden
Kensington Gardens, London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Stratford-upon-Avon
Watch out, kitties!!
so true
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Inverness
along Cotswold Way
London
Regent’s Park
watch for alien children, Inverness
driving through the Cotswolds
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Greenwich
France, Part Deux
at the Conciergerie, Paris
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
no old trees allowed
in catacombs
dog parking at post office
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in Chartres
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the catacombs
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
meeting point?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Italy
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
love
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Osborne bull, always a favorite
in bathroom of highway rest area
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
subway etiquette
in subway
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
Hiroshima subway sign
outside train window, Hakone
bus stop
last item not sounding appealing
on crosswalk
in subway
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
hot spring in front of restaurant
China
Staff only
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
things not allowed on the highway
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
spicy WHAT?
Suzhou escalator
Travel agency?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Elevator doors
Seen in various locations
A bar
guy’s jacket
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Xanadu…now we are here
the kind the girls prefer
flush?
To go into drum tower
On moving walkways in airports
Suzhou garden
at an airport
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Mask in hotel rooms
Next to an ATM machine
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In many places
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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