United Kingdom
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
London
Kensington Gardens, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Regent’s Park
so true
London
restaurant in Covent Garden
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Watch out, kitties!!
Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Greenwich
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
London
friendly reminder in Inverness
along Cotswold Way
watch for alien children, Inverness
driving through the Cotswolds
France, Part Deux
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in Chartres
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
no old trees allowed
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
in catacombs
dog parking at post office
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
on a cocktail menu
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
Athens
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
port of Olympia
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
not appetizing
love
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
Japan
hot spring in front of restaurant
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
in subway
subway etiquette
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
bus stop
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
on crosswalk
Hiroshima subway sign
outside train window, Hakone
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
China
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Elevator doors
guy’s jacket
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
In many places
On moving walkways in airports
spicy WHAT?
Suzhou garden
Mask in hotel rooms
the kind the girls prefer
To go into drum tower
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou escalator
Travel agency?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Xanadu…now we are here
flush?
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
A bar
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
at an airport
Staff only
things not allowed on the highway
Seen in various locations
Next to an ATM machine
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Boise airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
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I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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