United Kingdom
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Inverness
Greenwich
driving through the Cotswolds
restaurant in Covent Garden
climbing Arthur’s Seat
London
along Cotswold Way
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Inverness
London
friendly reminder in Inverness
watch for alien children, Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
so true
Regent’s Park
Watch out, kitties!!
Stratford-upon-Avon
Kensington Gardens, London
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
France, Part Deux
dog parking at post office
in Chartres
no old trees allowed
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
meeting point?
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
stop light on canal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Palace of Knossos, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
Athens
Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Italy
not appetizing
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Osborne bull, always a favorite
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
Casa Milà, Barcelona
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
Japan
bus stop
Hiroshima subway sign
in subway
subway etiquette
in subway
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
hot spring in front of restaurant
on crosswalk
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
outside train window, Hakone
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
China
A bar
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
On moving walkways in airports
To go into drum tower
Next to an ATM machine
In many places
flush?
Staff only
Suzhou escalator
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
at an airport
guy’s jacket
the kind the girls prefer
Xanadu…now we are here
Suzhou garden
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Seen in various locations
spicy WHAT?
Travel agency?
Mask in hotel rooms
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
things not allowed on the highway
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Elevator doors
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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