United Kingdom
London
London
driving through the Cotswolds
friendly reminder in Inverness
watch for alien children, Inverness
Stratford-upon-Avon
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Greenwich
so true
along Cotswold Way
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
London
Watch out, kitties!!
Kensington Gardens, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Regent’s Park
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
France, Part Deux
in Chartres
in catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
dog parking at post office
at the Conciergerie, Paris
no old trees allowed
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
at the catacombs
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
meeting point?
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
port of Olympia
Athens
Palace of Knossos, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Italy
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
on a microwave…feet??
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
hot spring in front of restaurant
Hiroshima subway sign
on crosswalk
last item not sounding appealing
outside train window, Hakone
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
subway etiquette
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
in subway
bus stop
in subway
China
In many places
Suzhou escalator
spicy WHAT?
the kind the girls prefer
things not allowed on the highway
Seen in various locations
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Elevator doors
flush?
Suzhou garden
Xanadu…now we are here
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
On moving walkways in airports
To go into drum tower
Mask in hotel rooms
Staff only
Next to an ATM machine
A bar
Travel agency?
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
guy’s jacket
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
at an airport
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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