United Kingdom
restaurant in Covent Garden
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
watch for alien children, Inverness
along Cotswold Way
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Inverness
Greenwich
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
friendly reminder in Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Inverness
so true
driving through the Cotswolds
Kensington Gardens, London
Regent’s Park
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Watch out, kitties!!
France, Part Deux
at the catacombs
no old trees allowed
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
meeting point?
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
cruise teminal, Venice
port of Olympia
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Palace of Knossos, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
Italy
love
No parking and…?
not appetizing
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
on a microwave…feet??
Madrid
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
bus stop
on crosswalk
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
subway etiquette
in subway
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
Hiroshima subway sign
in subway
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
last item not sounding appealing
outside train window, Hakone
hot spring in front of restaurant
China
On moving walkways in airports
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
guy’s jacket
To go into drum tower
Seen in various locations
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
things not allowed on the highway
Elevator doors
Next to an ATM machine
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
spicy WHAT?
Suzhou garden
Xanadu…now we are here
Travel agency?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
flush?
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
the kind the girls prefer
In many places
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
at an airport
A bar
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Mask in hotel rooms
Suzhou escalator
Staff only
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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