United Kingdom
driving through the Cotswolds
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Watch out, kitties!!
London
London
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Kensington Gardens, London
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Stratford-upon-Avon
Inverness
London
Greenwich
friendly reminder in Inverness
watch for alien children, Inverness
Regent’s Park
along Cotswold Way
climbing Arthur’s Seat
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
restaurant in Covent Garden
so true
Inverness
France, Part Deux
at the Conciergerie, Paris
no old trees allowed
in Chartres
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the catacombs
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in catacombs
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
dog parking at post office
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
wildlife-awareness sign
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
meeting point?
on a cocktail menu
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
port of Olympia
Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
cruise teminal, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
No parking and…?
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
on a microwave…feet??
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
driving from Valencia to Granada
Japan
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
in subway
Hiroshima subway sign
subway etiquette
outside train window, Hakone
hot spring in front of restaurant
on crosswalk
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
last item not sounding appealing
bus stop
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
in subway
China
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Travel agency?
flush?
Mask in hotel rooms
Staff only
Suzhou escalator
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Seen in various locations
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
A bar
In many places
To go into drum tower
Elevator doors
On moving walkways in airports
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
at an airport
Xanadu…now we are here
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
things not allowed on the highway
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
spicy WHAT?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Suzhou garden
the kind the girls prefer
guy’s jacket
Next to an ATM machine
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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