United Kingdom
Watch out, kitties!!
Regent’s Park
Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Kensington Gardens, London
Stratford-upon-Avon
restaurant in Covent Garden
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
London
so true
Inverness
along Cotswold Way
climbing Arthur’s Seat
friendly reminder in Inverness
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Greenwich
watch for alien children, Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
driving through the Cotswolds
France, Part Deux
no old trees allowed
at the catacombs
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
meeting point?
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
stop light on canal, Venice
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Athens
Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Italy
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
not appetizing
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
driving from Valencia to Granada
Madrid
in Granada
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Japan
bus stop
subway etiquette
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
hot spring in front of restaurant
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
last item not sounding appealing
on crosswalk
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
Hiroshima subway sign
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
in subway
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
China
guy’s jacket
Mask in hotel rooms
A bar
On moving walkways in airports
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Suzhou escalator
at an airport
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
In many places
Staff only
To go into drum tower
Seen in various locations
things not allowed on the highway
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Suzhou garden
the kind the girls prefer
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Next to an ATM machine
Travel agency?
flush?
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Elevator doors
spicy WHAT?
Xanadu…now we are here
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
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I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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