United Kingdom
Greenwich
so true
along Cotswold Way
London
Inverness
Kensington Gardens, London
driving through the Cotswolds
Stratford-upon-Avon
watch for alien children, Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
friendly reminder in Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Inverness
Regent’s Park
Watch out, kitties!!
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
restaurant in Covent Garden
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
France, Part Deux
dog parking at post office
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the catacombs
in Chartres
no old trees allowed
at the Conciergerie, Paris
in catacombs
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
on a cocktail menu
meeting point?
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
wildlife-awareness sign
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
cruise teminal, Venice
Athens
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
No parking and…?
We walked through the door!
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Madrid
on a microwave…feet??
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
on crosswalk
in subway
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
outside train window, Hakone
last item not sounding appealing
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
in subway
hot spring in front of restaurant
bus stop
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
subway etiquette
Hiroshima subway sign
China
flush?
Xanadu…now we are here
Mask in hotel rooms
at an airport
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Staff only
Elevator doors
guy’s jacket
Seen in various locations
Suzhou garden
Next to an ATM machine
the kind the girls prefer
Suzhou escalator
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
On moving walkways in airports
spicy WHAT?
In many places
things not allowed on the highway
Travel agency?
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
To go into drum tower
A bar
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Sydney
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I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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