United Kingdom
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
friendly reminder in Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
climbing Arthur’s Seat
along Cotswold Way
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Regent’s Park
Inverness
watch for alien children, Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
so true
London
restaurant in Covent Garden
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
driving through the Cotswolds
Inverness
Watch out, kitties!!
Kensington Gardens, London
Stratford-upon-Avon
France, Part Deux
at the catacombs
in catacombs
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
no old trees allowed
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the Conciergerie, Paris
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
meeting point?
wildlife-awareness sign
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
Austria

Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
stop light on canal, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
Kusadasi, Turkey
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
Italy
not appetizing
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Madrid
Casa Milà, Barcelona
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
driving from Valencia to Granada
on a microwave…feet??
in bathroom of highway rest area
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
Japan
bus stop
hot spring in front of restaurant
Hiroshima subway sign
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
in subway
outside train window, Hakone
in subway
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
last item not sounding appealing
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
on crosswalk
subway etiquette
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
China
Suzhou escalator
Next to an ATM machine
guy’s jacket
at an airport
Mask in hotel rooms
Elevator doors
Staff only
A bar
In many places
On moving walkways in airports
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
To go into drum tower
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
flush?
things not allowed on the highway
spicy WHAT?
Suzhou garden
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Travel agency?
Seen in various locations
the kind the girls prefer
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Xanadu…now we are here
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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