United Kingdom
Stratford-upon-Avon
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
so true
London
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
climbing Arthur’s Seat
Inverness
Kensington Gardens, London
Regent’s Park
along Cotswold Way
Greenwich
Watch out, kitties!!
friendly reminder in Inverness
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
London
London
Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
restaurant in Covent Garden
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
driving through the Cotswolds
watch for alien children, Inverness
France, Part Deux
in catacombs
in Chartres
at the Conciergerie, Paris
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the catacombs
no old trees allowed
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
dog parking at post office
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
on a cocktail menu
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
stop light on canal, Venice
Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Athens
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
cruise teminal, Venice
port of Olympia
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Italy
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
love
not appetizing
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
driving from Valencia to Granada
Osborne bull, always a favorite
on a microwave…feet??
Japan
in subway
hot spring in front of restaurant
in subway
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
on crosswalk
subway etiquette
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
outside train window, Hakone
Hiroshima subway sign
bus stop
last item not sounding appealing
China
guy’s jacket
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
spicy WHAT?
A bar
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Xanadu…now we are here
the kind the girls prefer
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
things not allowed on the highway
at an airport
Mask in hotel rooms
flush?
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
In many places
Staff only
On moving walkways in airports
To go into drum tower
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Next to an ATM machine
Seen in various locations
Travel agency?
Suzhou garden
Suzhou escalator
Elevator doors
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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