United Kingdom
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
Watch out, kitties!!
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
driving through the Cotswolds
London
Inverness
so true
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
friendly reminder in Inverness
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
along Cotswold Way
Inverness
Regent’s Park
climbing Arthur’s Seat
restaurant in Covent Garden
Greenwich
London
watch for alien children, Inverness
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Kensington Gardens, London
France, Part Deux
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
dog parking at post office
no old trees allowed
at the catacombs
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in Chartres
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
Belgium
horse poop here
no pooping here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
wildlife-awareness sign
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
Kusadasi, Turkey
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Palace of Knossos, Greece
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Athens
cruise teminal, Venice
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
Santorini, Greece
Italy
We walked through the door!
love
not appetizing
No parking and…?
Chinese/Italian fusion?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
a clean Madrid campaign
Casa Milà, Barcelona
driving from Valencia to Granada
in bathroom of highway rest area
Madrid
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in Granada
on a microwave…feet??
Japan
on crosswalk
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
subway etiquette
bus stop
Hiroshima subway sign
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
hot spring in front of restaurant
last item not sounding appealing
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
in subway
in subway
outside train window, Hakone
China
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
spicy WHAT?
the kind the girls prefer
Suzhou garden
Elevator doors
Suzhou escalator
Travel agency?
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
In many places
at an airport
Staff only
guy’s jacket
Xanadu…now we are here
flush?
Seen in various locations
A bar
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Mask in hotel rooms
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
On moving walkways in airports
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Next to an ATM machine
To go into drum tower
things not allowed on the highway
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Sydney
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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