United Kingdom
Watch out, kitties!!
so true
Regent’s Park
London
climbing Arthur’s Seat
along Cotswold Way
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
friendly reminder in Inverness
watch for alien children, Inverness
London
Greenwich
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
Inverness
London
driving through the Cotswolds
Inverness
restaurant in Covent Garden
Kensington Gardens, London
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Stratford-upon-Avon
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
France, Part Deux
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
no old trees allowed
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
in Chartres
at the catacombs
dog parking at post office
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
in catacombs
at the Conciergerie, Paris
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
meeting point?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
on a cocktail menu
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
stop light on canal, Venice
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
port of Olympia
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
Palace of Knossos, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
Kusadasi, Turkey
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
Kusadasi, Turkey
cruise teminal, Venice
Italy
Chinese/Italian fusion?
love
not appetizing
We walked through the door!
No parking and…?
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
Casa Milà, Barcelona
driving from Valencia to Granada
on a microwave…feet??
in bathroom of highway rest area
in Granada
Osborne bull, always a favorite
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
Madrid
a clean Madrid campaign
Japan
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
Hiroshima subway sign
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
on crosswalk
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
in subway
bus stop
subway etiquette
in subway
outside train window, Hakone
hot spring in front of restaurant
last item not sounding appealing
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
China
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Seen in various locations
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
the kind the girls prefer
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Suzhou garden
In many places
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Mask in hotel rooms
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
spicy WHAT?
To go into drum tower
guy’s jacket
Elevator doors
at an airport
A bar
On moving walkways in airports
things not allowed on the highway
Xanadu…now we are here
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Next to an ATM machine
Travel agency?
flush?
Staff only
Suzhou escalator
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Sydney
Ayers Rock airport
Boise airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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