United Kingdom
driving through the Cotswolds
Greenwich
Watch out, kitties!!
watch for alien children, Inverness
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
restaurant in Covent Garden
so true
for “Dirty Dancing” fans, subway, London
Kensington Gardens, London
along Cotswold Way
Inverness
Regent’s Park
at Tomatin whiskey distillery
steaming poop, Stratford-upon-Avon
climbing Arthur’s Seat; look for us in Trainspotting 2!
Inverness
climbing Arthur’s Seat
London
London
Stratford-upon-Avon
friendly reminder in Inverness
London
France, Part Deux
“Frankly, am I worth 68 euros?” (Paris)
at the Conciergerie, Paris
for thermal bath in France; not even the attendant could give a reason
No pointing? Musée d’Orsay
in Chartres
dog parking at post office
in catacombs
at the catacombs
no old trees allowed
Belgium
no pooping here
horse poop here
The Netherlands
on street in Alkmaar
regarding ducks and sheep, Zaanse Schans
97 euro fine for drinking outside in this area, Amsterdam
Amsterdam
on tram, Amsterdam
at an outdoor cafe
on the sidewalk
on way to Van Gogh Museum
on window in tourist area
Germany
meeting point?
walk/don’t walk signals, Kassel
on a cocktail menu
at Brothers Grimm Museum, Kassel
wildlife-awareness sign
3rd option: Soccer Mode?
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
anti-wind mill sign, Sababurg
tank speed limit sign, Hamelin
Austria
Italy, part 2
pee-ping Toms
Seen on various stops on the cruise
hacked sign, Santorini, Greece
ran so fast he threw up, Venice
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
warning signs are optional, Santorini, Greece
bus, Kusadasi, Turkey
Athens
love the graphic combining coffee and wi-fi, Kusadasi, Turkey
port of Olympia
Kusadasi, Turkey
Santorini, Greece
Kusadasi, Turkey
stop light on canal, Venice
cruise teminal, Venice
Palace of Knossos, Greece
Italy
No parking and…?
We walked through the door!
love
Chinese/Italian fusion?
not appetizing
Hacked Street Signs by Clet Abraham (and maybe some others?), mostly in Florence and a few in France
Arles street art
France
Arles street art
on road from Arles to Aix-en-Provence
Gibraltar
Spain
driving from Valencia to Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
a clean Madrid campaign
in bathroom of highway rest area
on a microwave…feet??
Madrid
Casa Milà, Barcelona
in Granada
a clean Madrid campaign
Osborne bull, always a favorite
Japan
Nagano, visiting the snow monkeys
in subway
outside train window, Hakone
bus stop
at Temple of the Golden Pavilion, Kyoto
last item not sounding appealing
subway car for women only (bc men are perverts)
hot spring in front of restaurant
subway etiquette
laundry machine: do not awaken the dehydration delinquent!
don’t touch geishas, Kyoto
Hiroshima subway sign
in subway
on crosswalk
China
spicy WHAT?
flush?
guy’s jacket
In many places
A bar
Next to an ATM machine
things not allowed on the highway
Suzhou garden
Don’t let little bald men steal your stuff
Xanadu…now we are here
On moving walkways in airports
Travel agency?
Can’t wait for a 5-star toilet
Seen in various locations
the kind the girls prefer
Elevator doors
In Chengdu People’s Park in case of earthquake
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
at an airport
who can’t ride on a rollercoaster
Staff only
Ear picking is a thing in Chengdu
Mask in hotel rooms
Suzhou escalator
To go into drum tower
Tiger Hill Park, Suzhou
Hong Kong
Kowloon bird park
subway escalator
don’t know about the dog version, but the people version was ok
outside Buddhist temple
Thailand
luggage tag for close flight connection
outside Chiang Mai
in front of many temples
at a store
on temple grounds
Singapore
not a sign, but a traffic dummy
in a bathroom
clear warning
in Chinatown
Pork floss, anyone?
in botanic garden
Australia
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
road signs
apartment building
missing Chick-Fil-A
Maybe the dingo did eat the baby?
on drive from Cairns to Airlie Cove
haven’t gone far
from one sunshine state to another
Oak Beach in Cairns
Oak Beach in Cairns
Ayers Rock airport bathroom
Sydney
seen on behind-the-scenes tour at Taronga zoo outside squirrel glider exhibit
Boise airport
Ayers Rock airport
bigtrip2016.com 
I think it is impossible don’t crash your car while reading these signs… and those in the beach…, I would get scared!!
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This is a great section! I really enjoyed reading all of them.
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This is a great coffee table book in the making
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I’d forgotten about all the Chinese food in Florence. Those translations are hilarious and it’s interesting how Italian Chinese food tastes nothing like American Chinese food.
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